Funny Thank You for Birthday Wishes — 15 Witty Replies

• Thank you for the birthday wishes! I officially made it another year without falling down the stairs. Milestone.

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• To everyone who wished me happy birthday: thanks! To everyone who didn't: I have a list. (Kidding. Mostly.) 🎈

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• Thanks for the wishes! I'm now old enough to know better and still young enough to ignore that entirely.

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• Big thank you to everyone who wished me happy birthday and even bigger thanks to the algorithm that reminded you.

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• Thanks for the birthday love. Reply guys of birthdays, you know who you are, and I appreciate you deeply.

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• Thank you all for the wishes! I read every message while pretending to be too cool to react. I was not too cool.

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• Thanks for the birthday wishes! I've decided to keep this age for at least another year. Management approves.

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• To all who wished me happy birthday: thank you. To Facebook for reminding you: also thank you.

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• Thanks for the birthday wishes! I've officially reached the age where cake is a personality trait.

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• Thank you for the love yesterday. My cheeks hurt from smiling and my liver from celebrating. Worth it.

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• Thanks so much for the wishes! I responded to none of them individually and I stand by that choice. Love you all.

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• Thank you for the birthday messages — proof that I have friends. Screenshots have been forwarded to my mother.

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• Thanks for the birthday wishes! Officially entering the 'in bed by 10' phase of my life. Send help.

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• To everyone who wished me happy birthday: you're the reason I don't fake my own death every year. Thank you.

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• Thanks for the birthday love! I'm now legally required to say 'in my day' at least once a week.

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